I’m really looking forward to the second Major of the year but I’m not looking forward to hearing the inane shouts of “Geddin Da Hole” or “You Da Man” when one of the players actually avoids having a fresh air on the tee.

I just cannot understand why the marshalls put up with it or the rest of the gallery tolerate these idiots.

So, I’m proposing a zero tolerance policy of ejecting the clowns from the Championship as soon as these utterances spout forth.

To be named “Hoik the Oik” let’s hope the policy can be extended to all golf tournaments and the real golf fans can enjoy the action in peace.

Revised 2010

This idea was well received last year so I’m hoping we can continue the good work and reclaim the fairways for the real, appreciative golf fans.
Actually watching the PGA Tour on TV this season I haven’t noticed as many of these half wits as usual so maybe we are fighting back.
Just hope vuvuzelas don’t make an appearance at Pebble Beach!

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